hohohobutmadefashion: when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like (Source: hoebutmadefashion, via g-iggle)

hohohobutmadefashion:

when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like

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cinqfruits:

Catalogue / shot by Mathieu missiaen
You make me feel like a python is wrapped around my neck whilst I receive a blow job

You make me feel like a python is wrapped around my neck whilst I receive a blow job

maryjanehead:

codywilliam:

The detail on this is crazy

😩
icarly2007:

Godzilla (2014)
surprisebitch: gf: babe come over bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents gf: im off my period bf: (Source: surprisebitch, via dutchster)

surprisebitch:

gf: babe come over

bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents

gf: im off my period

bf:

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apolloniasaintclair:

Apollonia Saintclair 511 - L’extatique (The ecstatic)
17000dollars:

Let’s step aside from Amazon prices for a minute and look into the lunacy of aliexpress bulk orders.

For $17000, you could buy as many as not 1.7 million, not 1.7 billion, but 1.7 TRILLION googly eyes. That’s enough for every man, woman and child on earth to have 120 pairs of them.
A short poem called ‘Self Therapy’ You make me very upset, Is that okay? It’s fine, it’s because you love her. Oh, and that makes it okay? No, no not really. Shouldn’t I be concentrating on myself? Yes. So shouldn’t I start doing that? Yes. Will that make me stop caring? No, not really. Will I stop caring? No.

A short poem called ‘Self Therapy’

You make me very upset,
Is that okay?
It’s fine, it’s because you love her.
Oh, and that makes it okay?
No, no not really.
Shouldn’t I be concentrating on myself?
Yes.
So shouldn’t I start doing that?
Yes.
Will that make me stop caring?
No, not really.
Will I stop caring?
No.

oh-godno: ramavatarama: waywardvagabondslilcousin: a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal” NOOOOOOOO I DONT GET IT???? (Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy, via g-iggle)

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy, via g-iggle)

real-savage-like:

/ thought I’d see you around but your dead now //
where-is-my-comb:

This is Sharpay Evans.
In her junior year, all her hard work she’d put into the East High drama department was thrown down the drain when a ruthless monster named Gabriella Montez transferred to the school and heartlessly seized the leading role from her.
Over the summer break between her junior and senior years, she was stabbed in the back by her own twin brother mere moments before she was meant to go on at a talent show, and she was deprived of the prestigious Star Dazzle Award that she - and not Gabriella Montez - deserved.
In her senior year, she was betrayed yet again. Sharpay, out of the goodness of her own heart, took a British exchange student named Tiara under her wing. Tiara turned on Sharpay and stole her role in the spring musical.
Nevertheless, Sharpay managed to bounce back, and she overcame all that stood between her and her dreams.
Everyday, I am inspired by her strength. Like and reblog if you are too.
richarcl: if i like u and u call someone else hot i will probably fall apart (Source: homophobic, via messofaworld)

richarcl:

if i like u and u call someone else hot i will probably fall apart

(Source: homophobic, via messofaworld)